Thursday, June 21, 2007

The new sex

When I was in my twenties I was baffled by the new fashion. Now I'm baffled by the new sex. Here's two new ones:

1) Gunge
Remember the Gunk Tank from Saturday morning kids tv? Well, it's just like that, only without Keith Chegwin and puppets. It's a group of men, and a tank of slime. Beyond that, I'm baffled.

2) Clothing
Boys are putting themselves through university by offering their used socks and boxer shorts for sale. Is there anything less appetising than a student's unwashed undercrackers? Jeez, I have enough trouble doing my own laundry without paying to do someone else's.

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